Rock, Scissors, Cockroach?

Randy is such a stink.

We ran out of dog food today. Poor Mopac, she looked at me like I was crazy when I only gave her one scoop instead of her usual two.

So, the loser of rock, scissors, paper had to go to the store tonight and buy her some more dinner.

Well...not to brag, but I am awesome at r,s,p.

And I was about to take the game over when Randy pulled a new one on me.

STINK BOMB!

Wait, what is that?

It's a rock with your thumb sticking out.

Umm...I don't know which playground he was at when he learned the game, but clearly he's been misinformed.

He explains that stink bomb destroys everything.

So naturally I pull the ole' stink bomb on the next round.

Naturally, I "lose."
How is this possible if it beats everything?

Oh it's because he does some silly walking/crawling gesture that he claims is a cockroach. Cockroaches apparently survive the stink bombs.

Then came the foot. (not me giving him one, but him claiming this foot motion defeats cockroaches)

Then came me saying, "I'm not going to the store."

Penny wins!

I love this new game!