Mr. Gatti's pizza is amazing!
I love living in Austin just so I can have access to my favorite pizza.
Today after church we went to GattiTown for lunch.
We had a coupon.
Buffets need to have patrons sign an agreement upon entering. People have no manners. It's just downright disgusting. Someone almost ruined my Gatti blissfulness today.
First off, you need a plan to navigate the area. It's too crowded to not know where you're going or what you want. It's pizza, pick a line and get moving. I hate when browsers just stand in the middle of the chaos. Get your food or get out of the way. People are hungry, and we don't have time for you to fan yourself with your plate smack down in the middle of everything. It's called, "You're in the way."
Well, I always tackle the salad bar first. No chaos here. The madness is at the pizza line.
After my salad, I usually get some spaghetti and one slice of pizza as a sampler slice.
I'm still feeling pretty calm at this point.
When I eat at Mr. Gatti's, I must have three slices of pizza.
These are my favorites for various reasons...
1) Hamburger (It's by far Gatti's best topping!)
2) Pepperoni and Jalapenos (I'm married to Randy, and he's a one topping kinda guy. Reason= $$$, it's like a dollar more.)
3) Hawaiian (I love Canadian bacon and pineapple, and I never get to have it. There are two reasons, A) it exceeds the one topping limit and B) Randy hates Canadian bacon. I know, I know, this is as befuddling as him hating Cool Whip.)
So, I'm standing in line, and I have accomplished favorite pizza slice number 1 and 2. I have my eye on slice #3. Yes, there's a Hawaiian pizza out. I'm standing in line waiting my turn. (This is another thing people don't know how to do.)
There are two people in front of me. I'm bound to get a slice of heaven.
Okay, the girl took 2 slices. Fair enough. I'll give her two. The slices are small. Besides, there's only one more person in front of me, and there are 4 slices. Even if he wants to be a pig and get three, I'll still get that last one.
The anticipation was mounting as she handed the spatula off. (Another rule broken. Just put it down. I really don't want to touch your germy hand and the germy spatula. One germy thing prior to my lunch is all I need.)
I had that ebay feeling in my stomach. You know when you're about to win but still nervous someone will swoop in with one minute left to outbid you.
Well this guy totally swept in. He took ALL FOUR SLICES!!!
Are you kidding me?
Seriously?
Does he not know they have a salad bar and spaghetti line too that's equally as delicious?
More nerve wracking is the fact that I was so ticked off. It's pizza for crying out loud, but I felt like I had been cheated. Why am I so dramatic all of a sudden?
Pregnancy does that to you. Simple things get easily blown out of proportion.
I already had the other two slices that I like so much. But, it's the principle. Did he not see me standing behind him?
Just turn around and look me in the eye you big pig!
Oh yah, and guess where his eye was drawn to first? That's right, my big, round, pregnant tummy!
Yah, now you feel bad. I'm with child and you totally robbed my child of that nutritious pineapple.
Why am I still so mad?
He gave me the "Oops, my bad" look, and I gave him the "Now my baby hates you" look.
Lucky for him, the employee swapped out the empty, YES EMPTY, tray with a piping, fresh Hawaiian pizza.
Don't mind if I do. The pregnant and over dramatic lady still wins.