Why cry? Just spend money.
(I think this will be my new life motto!)
So after my terrible, no good, very bad day, I did a little online shopping. Cooking and shopping.....ahhhh blissful!
Well....I went to my favorite online store,
http://www.uncommongoods.com
They have the coolest things! Check out the doormats for a sure fire laugh! Their catalog is sometimes the highlight of my week.
Guess what I bought?
go on! guess!
No! guess again?
Okay, okay, you're never going to guess....
Check out these bad boys!

Aren't these just a scream? They are Freudian slippers/house shoes. You get it right? It's making a reference to a Freudian slip! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Please tell me I'm not the only one who finds these fabulous? Every former and current psychology major is grabbing their sides and joining me in the laughapalooza!!! Since my degree is in Psychology, these were a must! I have only heard a gazillion lectures on the id, ego, superego alone! This is my reward!
Freud is the founder of psychoanalytical therapy. His ideas are very ummm, how do i say this nicely? Bizarro! (especially his childhood theories on sexuality) If you don't have the slightest clue to what I'm talking about, we should meet at Starbucks. You won't believe me if I write anymore. We must discuss Freud's craziness over iced caramel macchiatos.
I can't wait for my new slippers to arrive and model them around the house. I just know Rands is going to love them:) I might even start lying on the couch and telling Randy all of my dreams!
Wow. I'm sorry about your bad day, but glad you could make yourself feel better... I think. Ha! Only you, Penny. Only you.
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