I got the idea for this post from Rands.
Background: There are very few, I mean like 2 at max, who could compete with the burnt orange level in Randy's blood. He's the most dedicated UT fan that I interact with on a daily/weekly basis. He's so dedicated that he even subscribes to this thing called "orangebloods." If you don't know what this is, it's basically what occupies Randy for a minimum of one hour each day. It's all this inside info for UT sports and anything UT related. Everyone posts all this leaked info, updates, scores, scout reports, etc., etc. Oh ya, it's mostly men, so throw in a few posts of half naked women and dirty jokes, and we have hours of entertainment on our hands. He even receives the free text updates. Yah, I know what you're thinking without you even saying it.
Well one of the orangeblood posts today was hysterical. The title was "Things your dad used to say." Randy stayed logged in for me so I could have enough info for this post. Yah, so I totally ripped these sayings from the site. Some you might have heard before, and some were so inappropriate I turned tomato red. I can't believe fathers talk to their kids in this way. These were some of the funny ones (oh there all appropriate too). I don't want to promote garbage on the blog. If you're disappointed about this, shame, shame on you!
"That makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine."
"Oh boy, let me pull on my boots, it's getting deep." (referring to the kid who's full of poop)
"He's missing some dots on his domino." -hahahhahahaha I love this one!
"Close the door; we're air conditioning Texas."
"You have mouth diarrhea and mental constipation."
"His head is only good for a hat rack."
Hehehehehehehe
So then I thought what did my dad always say. Here's what I got.
"The kids did it." -whenever something was broken/missing/wrong
"You might not like me right now, but you're going to listen to me now."
"Penny, take a breath." directed to me when I retold a story, in case you didn't know I didn't become so verbose overnight. I had perfect report cards in school except for that blasted "needs to control talking" comment....grrr.....
"I'll deal with you when I get home." -this was usually directed to my brother, duh!
What did your dad always say?
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
random thoughts
This is why I have a full-time job people! I can't sit still for very long. Sure I'm enjoying my afternoon off from work due to the snow (see post below), but I'm already wandering what I should do. That's why I'm writing my second blog post of the day...Can you believe it? Of the day! Well, it was a whole week last time that I took off from posting. So consider this me catching you up on things.....
Emptying my brain.....Here are all the random thoughts that are swirling around in my brain right now. (I do this with my kiddos for their writer's notebook. I give them 2-3 minutes to write everything that comes to mind. The best is when one or two say things like "what if nothing is in my head." hmmmm.....)
1) still trying to figure out why the Olympics announcer from last night said "He is like a nice tall glass of water" when this man did this cool ski jump. Ughhhh come again?
2) why is Ina Garten so amazing at "throwing" together dinner parties. Really? Her table setup would cost me a fortune and several trips to Pier 1. It all just appears in her pantry on the Barefoot Contessa set. So unfair!
3) I still need to clean my bathrooms.
4) I hope the chilli I just made isn't too spicy.
5) I can't believe I got asked 2 different times this weekend when we were having a kid. People want me to be pregnant too! Cool!
5) Leander ISD starts at 10 am tomorrow. Hope I don't slide off the road over all the bridges I counted today (6). Whoo hoo for sleeping in though!
6) Why doesn't Scholastic book clubs celebrate Dr. Seuss' upcoming birthday (March 2nd) with his books? I want to use up all my free points on my nursery set. I'm not pregnant in case you're wondering. See random thought #5.
7) I'm glad Randy submitted our taxes last night. More importantly, I hope he did them correctly. He's super intelligent. He also used one of those "any fool can do their taxes by using this tax program." I'm not negating his intelligence with the cool tax programs; I just don't want to wear pinstripes anytime soon.
8) The Neely's ALWAYS cook a pork dish.
9) I hope Randy makes it home okay. That truck is his baby. Did I say baby again? Okay, okay, I'll stop.
10) Mopac is sleeping again! This is what she must do everyday I'm not here. What a slacker!
Emptying my brain.....Here are all the random thoughts that are swirling around in my brain right now. (I do this with my kiddos for their writer's notebook. I give them 2-3 minutes to write everything that comes to mind. The best is when one or two say things like "what if nothing is in my head." hmmmm.....)
1) still trying to figure out why the Olympics announcer from last night said "He is like a nice tall glass of water" when this man did this cool ski jump. Ughhhh come again?
2) why is Ina Garten so amazing at "throwing" together dinner parties. Really? Her table setup would cost me a fortune and several trips to Pier 1. It all just appears in her pantry on the Barefoot Contessa set. So unfair!
3) I still need to clean my bathrooms.
4) I hope the chilli I just made isn't too spicy.
5) I can't believe I got asked 2 different times this weekend when we were having a kid. People want me to be pregnant too! Cool!
5) Leander ISD starts at 10 am tomorrow. Hope I don't slide off the road over all the bridges I counted today (6). Whoo hoo for sleeping in though!
6) Why doesn't Scholastic book clubs celebrate Dr. Seuss' upcoming birthday (March 2nd) with his books? I want to use up all my free points on my nursery set. I'm not pregnant in case you're wondering. See random thought #5.
7) I'm glad Randy submitted our taxes last night. More importantly, I hope he did them correctly. He's super intelligent. He also used one of those "any fool can do their taxes by using this tax program." I'm not negating his intelligence with the cool tax programs; I just don't want to wear pinstripes anytime soon.
8) The Neely's ALWAYS cook a pork dish.
9) I hope Randy makes it home okay. That truck is his baby. Did I say baby again? Okay, okay, I'll stop.
10) Mopac is sleeping again! This is what she must do everyday I'm not here. What a slacker!
just in case you didn't know....
IT'S SNOWING!!!!!
Yes in case you missed all the tweets, the gazillion facebook updates/pictures, I'm informing you that it is snowing in Austin, Texas. And if you heard it here first, I'll accept all Kvue/Keye reference letters on behalf of these news stations. I'm all over this snow update.
This is fabulous! I am home and it's 2 o'clock. That's right, we were dismissed at 12:30. FABULOUS! The kids were nuts today because of all the snow. Let's be honest, I was also nuts today because of the snow. I was dancing in the hallway. Most of the teachers took breaks from the curriculum, what? we learn in school? to head out and play in the snow. I only got hit by one snowball. I'm sure it was a complete and total accident:)
Check out my pictures. I participated too!
Okay, okay, that was me in Denver during the blizzard of 2006. We did get snow, but come on people it's Texas.
Let's try again....
Much better....The kids had a blast playing. Cars were pulling over on 183 to take pictures of the kids. It snowed pretty hard in Leander for a good portion of the morning. The trees look like someone dumped powder on them. On my way home from school, I stopped for lunch at Chik Fil A. If you're getting out of school early, you need to celebrate right? (Waffle fries = celebration) I was disappointed that Round Rock didn't get as much snow as Leander. Check out pictures from home.
Wait....
Are you sick of everyone blowing this snow out of proportion yet? Northerns, just continue to scroll through as you shake your head in mild disgust.
Mopac is looking chic in her winter sweater. Don't you agree?
Well I'm off to enjoy my glorious afternoon off. Mopac and I are sitting in front of the fireplace watching Tyler Florence prepare the ultimate beef tacos on Food Network. I might later bust out a book and curl up for an afternoon nap. I'm definitely making a pot of chili for tonight's dinner. It's a rule. You must have chili and cornbread when it's cold. I should take advantage of this time off and clean my bathrooms. Nah! It's a snow day people. Haven't you heard it's snowing in Austin?
Yes in case you missed all the tweets, the gazillion facebook updates/pictures, I'm informing you that it is snowing in Austin, Texas. And if you heard it here first, I'll accept all Kvue/Keye reference letters on behalf of these news stations. I'm all over this snow update.
This is fabulous! I am home and it's 2 o'clock. That's right, we were dismissed at 12:30. FABULOUS! The kids were nuts today because of all the snow. Let's be honest, I was also nuts today because of the snow. I was dancing in the hallway. Most of the teachers took breaks from the curriculum, what? we learn in school? to head out and play in the snow. I only got hit by one snowball. I'm sure it was a complete and total accident:)
Check out my pictures. I participated too!
Okay, okay, that was me in Denver during the blizzard of 2006. We did get snow, but come on people it's Texas.
Let's try again....
Much better....The kids had a blast playing. Cars were pulling over on 183 to take pictures of the kids. It snowed pretty hard in Leander for a good portion of the morning. The trees look like someone dumped powder on them. On my way home from school, I stopped for lunch at Chik Fil A. If you're getting out of school early, you need to celebrate right? (Waffle fries = celebration) I was disappointed that Round Rock didn't get as much snow as Leander. Check out pictures from home.
Wait....
Are you sick of everyone blowing this snow out of proportion yet? Northerns, just continue to scroll through as you shake your head in mild disgust.
Mopac is looking chic in her winter sweater. Don't you agree?
Well I'm off to enjoy my glorious afternoon off. Mopac and I are sitting in front of the fireplace watching Tyler Florence prepare the ultimate beef tacos on Food Network. I might later bust out a book and curl up for an afternoon nap. I'm definitely making a pot of chili for tonight's dinner. It's a rule. You must have chili and cornbread when it's cold. I should take advantage of this time off and clean my bathrooms. Nah! It's a snow day people. Haven't you heard it's snowing in Austin?
Monday, February 22, 2010
Mr. Bibee
Mr. Bibee was a great man! He was a compassionate, funny, caring, and sincere man. I feel so blessed to have known him and thankful for the opportunity to share in his life.
Mr. and Mrs. Bibee are dear family friends. I have known them for a very long time, and I especially grew close to them throughout my high school career. They both were deeply invested in my school and personal success. Mr. and Mrs. Bibee took me on two incredible college trips during high school. I visited Milsaps and Rhodes College with them my senior year. I loved Rhodes and Memphis tremendously. Part of the reason I loved it so much was I had such great company. The Bibee's and I enjoyed many sites including Graceland and watching the broadway "South Pacific." I enjoyed Rhodes so much that I applied to both the University of Texas and Rhodes. I was accepted to both, but I stayed true to my Texas roots. Randy also heavily persuaded me to attend UT:) This is when his crush on me began:) Cute, huh?
Mr. Bibee died suddenly last Tuesday. I was shocked and deeply saddened by the news. Mr. Bibee's smile will never be forgotten. I know heaven is rejoicing to gain such a remarkable man. Today I attended his beautiful memorial service. It was a great celebration of his life.
Thank you Mr. Bibee for caring about me in so many ways. You have touched my heart in a very special way. Thanks for being my cheerleader, supporter, and friend. I'll miss you dearly!
Mr. and Mrs. Bibee are dear family friends. I have known them for a very long time, and I especially grew close to them throughout my high school career. They both were deeply invested in my school and personal success. Mr. and Mrs. Bibee took me on two incredible college trips during high school. I visited Milsaps and Rhodes College with them my senior year. I loved Rhodes and Memphis tremendously. Part of the reason I loved it so much was I had such great company. The Bibee's and I enjoyed many sites including Graceland and watching the broadway "South Pacific." I enjoyed Rhodes so much that I applied to both the University of Texas and Rhodes. I was accepted to both, but I stayed true to my Texas roots. Randy also heavily persuaded me to attend UT:) This is when his crush on me began:) Cute, huh?
Mr. Bibee died suddenly last Tuesday. I was shocked and deeply saddened by the news. Mr. Bibee's smile will never be forgotten. I know heaven is rejoicing to gain such a remarkable man. Today I attended his beautiful memorial service. It was a great celebration of his life.
Thank you Mr. Bibee for caring about me in so many ways. You have touched my heart in a very special way. Thanks for being my cheerleader, supporter, and friend. I'll miss you dearly!
Thursday, February 18, 2010
different sleeping arrangements
Randy slept in the guest room for the first time since we've been married. That's right folks. I laid the law down. We had this huge row, and I tossed his pillow into the loft. It was very dramatic....
Well not really. If we did have that big of a row, I'd probably not blog about it. I would probably grab my marriage and family therapy textbooks and start outlining some strategies and tips. Then I'd make Randy read them.
The truth be told, I did kick him out. Only because he was playing track 18 on the coughing CD. Do you know how irritating it is to listen to someone cough nonstop for over 30 minutes when you're trying to go to bed? Now I would feel sorry for him, but he is being plum stubborn. He will not, flat out refuses to go to the doctor. So let him cough all night on his college mattress.
I called my mom to tell her our late night drama AGAIN. She replied, "Poor thing." I said "I know. I didn't get any sleep. I was so tired because..." She cut me off and said, "Penny I was talking about Randy." Well he seems to always gather sympathy from Mary. He could do no wrong even if it means keeping up their precious daughter all night by hacking up his lungs and every other organ in his body.
But this is also a great story to brag on my precious 4-legged child. Mopac slept with Randy in the spare bedroom last night. She woke him up around 5:30 this morning. He thought she needed to go potty, so he got up to head downstairs with her.....BUT she detoured and came to my side of the bed for me to pick her up.
Naturally I assumed she missed me through the night. I told Randy it was sweet that she wanted to sleep with me. He said "No, she knew something was wrong. She wanted me to be back in our bed. If not, she would have came to our room for you to pick her up without waking me up. She woke me up so I would come back to our bed."
(This is when you should stop rolling your eyes.)
See how intuitive our dog is. She tried to remedy our "sleeping arrangement" problem. She figured all this out after she hung the moon and worked on that cancer cure. Now only if she can convince Randy to go to the DOCTOR!
Well not really. If we did have that big of a row, I'd probably not blog about it. I would probably grab my marriage and family therapy textbooks and start outlining some strategies and tips. Then I'd make Randy read them.
The truth be told, I did kick him out. Only because he was playing track 18 on the coughing CD. Do you know how irritating it is to listen to someone cough nonstop for over 30 minutes when you're trying to go to bed? Now I would feel sorry for him, but he is being plum stubborn. He will not, flat out refuses to go to the doctor. So let him cough all night on his college mattress.
I called my mom to tell her our late night drama AGAIN. She replied, "Poor thing." I said "I know. I didn't get any sleep. I was so tired because..." She cut me off and said, "Penny I was talking about Randy." Well he seems to always gather sympathy from Mary. He could do no wrong even if it means keeping up their precious daughter all night by hacking up his lungs and every other organ in his body.
But this is also a great story to brag on my precious 4-legged child. Mopac slept with Randy in the spare bedroom last night. She woke him up around 5:30 this morning. He thought she needed to go potty, so he got up to head downstairs with her.....BUT she detoured and came to my side of the bed for me to pick her up.
Naturally I assumed she missed me through the night. I told Randy it was sweet that she wanted to sleep with me. He said "No, she knew something was wrong. She wanted me to be back in our bed. If not, she would have came to our room for you to pick her up without waking me up. She woke me up so I would come back to our bed."
(This is when you should stop rolling your eyes.)
See how intuitive our dog is. She tried to remedy our "sleeping arrangement" problem. She figured all this out after she hung the moon and worked on that cancer cure. Now only if she can convince Randy to go to the DOCTOR!
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
When nothing else seems to make sense in this life, this does....
"Unfailing Love" by Chris Tomlin
You have my heart
And I am Yours forever
You are my strength
God of grace and mercy
And everything You hold in Your hand
Still You make time for me
I can't understand
Praise You God of Earth and sky
How beautiful is Your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My unfailing love
Unfailing love
You are my rock
The one I hold on to
You are my song
And I sing for You
And everything You hold in Your hand
Still You make time for me
I can't understand
Praise You God of Earth and sky
How beautiful is Your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My Unfailing love
Unfailing love
And everything You hold in Your hand
Still you make time for me
I can't understand
Praise You God of Earth and sky
How beautiful is Your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My Unfailing love
Unfailing love
I will praise You
Praise you God of earth and sky
How beautiful is your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
"Unfailing Love" by Chris Tomlin
You have my heart
And I am Yours forever
You are my strength
God of grace and mercy
And everything You hold in Your hand
Still You make time for me
I can't understand
Praise You God of Earth and sky
How beautiful is Your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My unfailing love
Unfailing love
You are my rock
The one I hold on to
You are my song
And I sing for You
And everything You hold in Your hand
Still You make time for me
I can't understand
Praise You God of Earth and sky
How beautiful is Your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My Unfailing love
Unfailing love
And everything You hold in Your hand
Still you make time for me
I can't understand
Praise You God of Earth and sky
How beautiful is Your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My Unfailing love
Unfailing love
I will praise You
Praise you God of earth and sky
How beautiful is your unfailing love
Unfailing love
And You never change God You remain
The Holy One
My Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Unfailing love
Monday, February 15, 2010
Call me Oscar!
Monday's riddle....."Who has the case of the Monday's?"
My "good mood Monday" stemmed from my awful night.
(This was me at midnight last night)
Yah, so Randy has been sick! I can't escape the germs of sixth graders for the life of me, and now my husband is right there with them. I basically have recreated my germ-free bubble here at my house. After every sneeze, cough, basically any movement, I chant one of the following, "Cover your mouth," "Sanitize your hands," "Cough into your sleeve not your hand," "Get a tissue please." I don't think it's too much to ask, and yet he looks at me the same way my sixth graders do, like I'm crazy. I basically wanted Randy to stand out in the backyard so I could hose him down with my Lysol.
He also has this nasty cough. It's not like (cough, cough- whoo I'm glad that's out of my throat) It's more like this (cough, cough, cough, louder cough, three coughs in a row, pause to gather more breath, loudest cough of the sequence followed by a sigh). Then it's followed by me fussing and telling him to get a cough drop. (I usually don't "fuss" but midnight brings out the fussies in me.)
So he did this little sequence of coughs for like a half hour around midnight last night. I couldn't take it anymore! "Randy get a cough drop NOW!!" He replied, "I don't want to have to rebrush my teeth once I eat a sugary cough drop."
Ummm, WHAT?
I was reaching irate at this point. It was 12:30, and Randy was playing track 5 on the coughing CD. I hit his arm and said, "Can you see me glaring at you? Because that's what I'm doing. I'm glaring! This is me glaring."
What does he do? Get a cough drop, is that what you said? No he laughed! Can you believe it? He laughed at me! And then he packed up his pillow as I instructed him to find the couch....okay okay it didn't go this far because he wised up. He found that ricola faster than you can say "sleeping downstairs."
so the answer to Monday's riddle is......
well...do we really have to guess? I think it's pretty self-explanatory, don't you? If you're confused, call randy's cellular. He has a pretty good guess for you.
Functioning on only 5.5 hours of sleep....nighty night!
My "good mood Monday" stemmed from my awful night.
(This was me at midnight last night)
Yah, so Randy has been sick! I can't escape the germs of sixth graders for the life of me, and now my husband is right there with them. I basically have recreated my germ-free bubble here at my house. After every sneeze, cough, basically any movement, I chant one of the following, "Cover your mouth," "Sanitize your hands," "Cough into your sleeve not your hand," "Get a tissue please." I don't think it's too much to ask, and yet he looks at me the same way my sixth graders do, like I'm crazy. I basically wanted Randy to stand out in the backyard so I could hose him down with my Lysol.
He also has this nasty cough. It's not like (cough, cough- whoo I'm glad that's out of my throat) It's more like this (cough, cough, cough, louder cough, three coughs in a row, pause to gather more breath, loudest cough of the sequence followed by a sigh). Then it's followed by me fussing and telling him to get a cough drop. (I usually don't "fuss" but midnight brings out the fussies in me.)
So he did this little sequence of coughs for like a half hour around midnight last night. I couldn't take it anymore! "Randy get a cough drop NOW!!" He replied, "I don't want to have to rebrush my teeth once I eat a sugary cough drop."
Ummm, WHAT?
I was reaching irate at this point. It was 12:30, and Randy was playing track 5 on the coughing CD. I hit his arm and said, "Can you see me glaring at you? Because that's what I'm doing. I'm glaring! This is me glaring."
What does he do? Get a cough drop, is that what you said? No he laughed! Can you believe it? He laughed at me! And then he packed up his pillow as I instructed him to find the couch....okay okay it didn't go this far because he wised up. He found that ricola faster than you can say "sleeping downstairs."
so the answer to Monday's riddle is......
well...do we really have to guess? I think it's pretty self-explanatory, don't you? If you're confused, call randy's cellular. He has a pretty good guess for you.
Functioning on only 5.5 hours of sleep....nighty night!
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