I got the idea for this post from Rands.
Background: There are very few, I mean like 2 at max, who could compete with the burnt orange level in Randy's blood. He's the most dedicated UT fan that I interact with on a daily/weekly basis. He's so dedicated that he even subscribes to this thing called "orangebloods." If you don't know what this is, it's basically what occupies Randy for a minimum of one hour each day. It's all this inside info for UT sports and anything UT related. Everyone posts all this leaked info, updates, scores, scout reports, etc., etc. Oh ya, it's mostly men, so throw in a few posts of half naked women and dirty jokes, and we have hours of entertainment on our hands. He even receives the free text updates. Yah, I know what you're thinking without you even saying it.
Well one of the orangeblood posts today was hysterical. The title was "Things your dad used to say." Randy stayed logged in for me so I could have enough info for this post. Yah, so I totally ripped these sayings from the site. Some you might have heard before, and some were so inappropriate I turned tomato red. I can't believe fathers talk to their kids in this way. These were some of the funny ones (oh there all appropriate too). I don't want to promote garbage on the blog. If you're disappointed about this, shame, shame on you!
"That makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine."
"Oh boy, let me pull on my boots, it's getting deep." (referring to the kid who's full of poop)
"He's missing some dots on his domino." -hahahhahahaha I love this one!
"Close the door; we're air conditioning Texas."
"You have mouth diarrhea and mental constipation."
"His head is only good for a hat rack."
Hehehehehehehe
So then I thought what did my dad always say. Here's what I got.
"The kids did it." -whenever something was broken/missing/wrong
"You might not like me right now, but you're going to listen to me now."
"Penny, take a breath." directed to me when I retold a story, in case you didn't know I didn't become so verbose overnight. I had perfect report cards in school except for that blasted "needs to control talking" comment....grrr.....
"I'll deal with you when I get home." -this was usually directed to my brother, duh!
What did your dad always say?
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