Thursday, September 22, 2011

I just have to...

Okay, sometimes my opinions just have to come out.

I'm sitting here, and I'm in shock.

What is wrong with people?

I think there are certain parts of your pregnancy you should share, and there are other parts that don't need to be advertised.

This has always bothered me.

I try to be really careful about what I put on Facebook and my blog. I usually stick to funny stories.

One of the big things I'm questioning right now is whether or not take maternity pictures. I know this is a momentous occasion, and one day when I don't feel like the ugliest and chubbiest person on the planet, I'll want these as a keepsake. And I will not, will not, repeat- will not, take any pictures with the heart forming around my belly button. That pose makes me kinda throw up a little in my mouth. (I know I offended some people. Sorry, but that pose drives me insane. Randy will come up behind me and do that because he thinks it's funny. Mainly, he likes being a punk.)

Anyway, I'm leaning towards getting some done. But they will be extremely tasteful.

Here comes the disbelief part. Have you ever googled maternity pictures?

Wow, don't do it at work. It is not safe people. It is borderline porn. Don't lose your job looking at maternity pictures.

To sum it up, it is gross!

How will you feel when your child is a teenager and runs across mommy's maternity pictures with her being totally exposed?

It.is.gross.

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