Randy cracks me up on a daily basis. He's so stinkin' serious about things, but the more you are around him you realize that 3/4 of the things he says is sarcastic. Sometimes he even fools me, and I can't tell if he's serious or joking.
Here's last night conversation that made me smile.
(In regards to Randy's Bible> Every time Jesus speaks in the New Testament the color of the font changes from black to red.)
Side note: Randy was reading his Bible last night before bed. I was so distracted because he kept flipping page after page.
P: "What are you looking for? Just use the index."
R: "I highlighted a really good verse last night, and I'm looking for it because I marked it in the margin."
P: "Well what was it about? Care to share?"
R: "Here it is. It says, 'Penny should give all of her money to Randy."
P: "Really, that's what your Bible says?"
R: "Yep it's even in red."
I'm pretty sure that Jesus is not commanding me to give over all my money to my too funny husband. Sorry love! Nice try though!
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ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! "Yep it's even in red."
ReplyDeleteHe cracks me up- last night, he and Sloan were both trying to get someone to sub for them at the same time... but there was only one sub. Randy said, "I beat him to the bench. That's the only time all night I hustled."
ReplyDeletethe story on the blog made me laugh. and leslie's story in her comment made me laugh even more. you all crack me up.
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