Things Remembered

I hate driving on our streets! The city has had crews out resurfacing all of the streets. I have to drive like 3mph to avoid getting tar on my car or a rock flying up. The city is also doing sidewalk repairs. We have a little section in the front of our house that is all coned up because they redid about a foot of sidewalk.

R: "Penny, you should go check out the sidewalk right outside the house."
P: "Why? Does it look bad?"
R: "I think it's going to be alright."

Okay this is weird. But I chalked it up to that nerdy engineering vibe. Engineers love concrete.

Well apparently mine REALLY loves concrete.

So much that, he did a little art work in it before it was completely dry.

P: "Randy!!!! What did you do?"
R: "Isn't it amazing?"

I'm sure we're going to get a fine.

He carved the word "Hook'em" on the edge of the wet concrete.

P: "Randy, we're going to get in trouble for messing with public property."

See, I follow ALL of the rules.

R: "They'll never know it's us who did it."

First off, there's no "us." It's Randy.
Secondly, we have a UT flag flying and Texas Exes stickers on the windows of both our vehicles. We might as well be Captain and Lieutenant Obvious.

R: "I'm going to take the flag down. Don't worry. I was real discreet out here. I looked like I was picking weeds whenever a car drove by. I'm even going to put dirt over it, so they won't notice it when they come get their orange cones."

Umm, I'm not paying any fine what so ever!