jokes make my day!

I heard this joke at our February conference.



"There was a lady who was a constant shoplifter. She would walk into a store with empty pockets, and she would leave with them full of goods. One day she finally got caught stealing a can of peaches from the local grocery store. The judge who was hearing her case was tired of hearing about this woman and wanted to make her punishment pretty severe. The judge surprised everyone on the day of trial and asked for a can opener. She told the court and the lady that for every peach in the can she would serve one month of jail. The judge started counting and reached the last peach. She announced, "Six peaches, therefore, you will serve six months in jail." She was about to bang her gavel, but a man in the back of the courthouse shouted out, "Excuse me, excuse me your honor. I'm her husband, and I think you should know she also stole a can of peas."